1 00:00:02,761 --> 00:00:04,175 Our high school slogan 2 00:00:04,176 --> 00:00:06,453 was carpe diem or "seize the day." 3 00:00:06,454 --> 00:00:10,388 Which basically means, answer the door when opportunity knocks. 4 00:00:10,389 --> 00:00:11,976 You're not in your workout clothes. 5 00:00:11,977 --> 00:00:15,014 What kind of a sadist teaches a Pilates class at 9:00 in the morning? 6 00:00:15,015 --> 00:00:17,050 The kind that looks like Taye Diggs. 7 00:00:17,051 --> 00:00:19,052 Get your clothes on, we're going. 8 00:00:19,053 --> 00:00:22,849 I can't go. I didn't go to sleep till, like, 4:00 in the morning. 9 00:00:22,850 --> 00:00:26,335 Why? Because of that stupid bachelor party? 10 00:00:26,336 --> 00:00:27,888 Come on, get dressed. 11 00:00:27,889 --> 00:00:30,546 Okay, Stephanie, I did something last night, 12 00:00:30,547 --> 00:00:33,308 maybe stupid, but maybe great. 13 00:00:33,309 --> 00:00:37,622 I closed the bar with Jack last night. And we kissed. 14 00:00:37,623 --> 00:00:39,624 That is great! Really? 15 00:00:39,625 --> 00:00:42,765 Yeah! Which one's Jack? 16 00:00:42,766 --> 00:00:45,458 Bobby's brother. It's pretty great, huh? 17 00:00:45,459 --> 00:00:47,943 No! Stupid. 18 00:00:47,944 --> 00:00:51,015 You have a history with Bobby, and you kissed his brother? 19 00:00:51,016 --> 00:00:53,190 I mean, how would you feel if he kissed Andy? 20 00:00:53,191 --> 00:00:54,846 Confused. 21 00:00:54,847 --> 00:00:56,917 Bobby could do so much better than Andy. 22 00:00:56,918 --> 00:00:58,919 Well, it was a drunk thing. 23 00:00:58,920 --> 00:01:00,783 Hopefully nobody remembers and we can all move on. 24 00:01:00,784 --> 00:01:04,304 Actually, it wasn't. I really like him. 25 00:01:04,305 --> 00:01:07,169 Listen, you have to run it by Bobby. 26 00:01:07,170 --> 00:01:09,378 Brothers tend not to like this kind of thing. 27 00:01:09,379 --> 00:01:12,588 Unless they do, and then that's weird. 28 00:01:12,589 --> 00:01:14,245 Yeah, but he's going through all this wedding stuff. 29 00:01:14,246 --> 00:01:15,971 I mean, he's so busy. He's so stressed. 30 00:01:15,972 --> 00:01:17,041 You have to tell him. 31 00:01:17,042 --> 00:01:20,286 Fine. I will talk to him. 32 00:01:20,287 --> 00:01:22,529 Let me go change. We can probably still make Pilates. 33 00:01:22,530 --> 00:01:25,014 No, screw that. Let's just go have brunch. 34 00:01:25,015 --> 00:01:27,051 I've been thinking about it ever since you said Mimosas. 35 00:01:27,052 --> 00:01:28,225 I didn't say Mimosas. 36 00:01:28,226 --> 00:01:30,019 You didn't? Mmm-mmm. 37 00:01:30,020 --> 00:01:31,642 All right, well, it's out there now. Let's go. 38 00:01:31,643 --> 00:01:33,093 All right. 39 00:01:40,893 --> 00:01:42,998 There are two stewardesses at the bar 40 00:01:42,999 --> 00:01:47,347 who have the night off and they are looking for a good time. 41 00:01:47,348 --> 00:01:49,384 Ah, they wouldn't want to hang out with me. 42 00:01:49,385 --> 00:01:51,006 Listen, I was looking over the books, and 43 00:01:51,007 --> 00:01:52,732 our receipts are way down from last year. 44 00:01:52,733 --> 00:01:56,218 It'll be fine. Sports memorabilia is recession proof. 45 00:01:56,219 --> 00:01:57,944 People always need bobbleheads. 46 00:01:57,945 --> 00:02:01,361 Oh, that's true. My grandparents hoarded them during the Depression. 47 00:02:01,362 --> 00:02:05,469 Mike, relax. Let's go to the bar and talk to the ladies. 48 00:02:05,470 --> 00:02:07,643 No can do. School night. 49 00:02:07,644 --> 00:02:10,025 What the hell is going on? It's like they switched personalities. 50 00:02:10,026 --> 00:02:12,717 I don't know. I like it. I like serious Mike. 51 00:02:12,718 --> 00:02:16,894 Well, Dr. Brendo here thinks serious Mike might be a little depressed. Huh? 52 00:02:16,895 --> 00:02:18,827 Whatever. He's so much quieter. 53 00:02:18,828 --> 00:02:21,036 You guys, I was supposed to have 54 00:02:21,037 --> 00:02:22,900 this seating chart finished days ago. 55 00:02:22,901 --> 00:02:25,351 I seriously need you to send in your RSVPs, okay? 56 00:02:25,352 --> 00:02:26,593 We're all going. Does that count? 57 00:02:26,594 --> 00:02:28,181 No, it doesn't. 58 00:02:28,182 --> 00:02:29,976 I mean, we're all staying at your dad's ranch. 59 00:02:29,977 --> 00:02:31,978 I mean, if we're going all the way to Santa Barbara, we're going to the wedding. 60 00:02:31,979 --> 00:02:33,738 Still, I just need you to take the card 61 00:02:33,739 --> 00:02:36,258 and mark meat or fish and put it in the mail. 62 00:02:36,259 --> 00:02:38,087 I don't have any stamps. There's a stamp on it. 63 00:02:38,088 --> 00:02:39,158 Can I have chicken? 64 00:02:39,159 --> 00:02:40,504 Just do it, please. 65 00:02:40,505 --> 00:02:42,368 There's a system in place here, okay? 66 00:02:42,369 --> 00:02:44,646 The cards go to my mother, my mother talks to Elsa, 67 00:02:44,647 --> 00:02:46,130 Elsa talks to her mother. 68 00:02:46,131 --> 00:02:48,063 Things are translated, then they're translated back. 69 00:02:48,064 --> 00:02:50,859 So, no, you cannot have chicken. 70 00:02:50,860 --> 00:02:52,861 Hey, dude, is your friend John going? 71 00:02:52,862 --> 00:02:56,244 Yes, he is. And how do I know? Because he sent in his card. 72 00:02:56,245 --> 00:02:57,383 I bet he gets chicken. 73 00:02:57,384 --> 00:02:58,901 Nobody's getting chicken! 74 00:02:58,902 --> 00:03:00,351 I was talking to your friend John at your bachelor party 75 00:03:00,352 --> 00:03:01,559 about going into business together. 76 00:03:01,560 --> 00:03:03,009 I haven't heard from him yet 77 00:03:03,010 --> 00:03:04,113 and I'm starting to think he's not gonna call. 78 00:03:04,114 --> 00:03:05,805 It was yesterday. 79 00:03:05,806 --> 00:03:07,255 Yeah, you're right. You're right. You're right. 80 00:03:07,256 --> 00:03:08,739 I'm never gonna finish this. I'm not. 81 00:03:08,740 --> 00:03:10,430 Okay, I will help you with the seating chart, okay? 82 00:03:10,431 --> 00:03:13,364 Come over and we'll figure this whole thing out. Who needs? 83 00:03:13,365 --> 00:03:14,676 I'll have the fish. 84 00:03:14,677 --> 00:03:16,471 Why would you say that? 85 00:03:16,472 --> 00:03:19,439 Sometimes it's an opportunity to do something you should do, 86 00:03:19,440 --> 00:03:21,027 but you don't really want to. 87 00:03:21,028 --> 00:03:22,202 Hey. 88 00:03:23,099 --> 00:03:24,341 Hey. 89 00:03:24,342 --> 00:03:25,859 I know we're not really talking, 90 00:03:25,860 --> 00:03:28,517 but I really need to talk to you. 91 00:03:28,518 --> 00:03:31,349 You know, you were kind of a jerk to me, and I'm still kind of mad. 92 00:03:33,247 --> 00:03:34,558 Sorry. 93 00:03:34,559 --> 00:03:36,007 Huh? 94 00:03:36,008 --> 00:03:37,217 Sorry. 95 00:03:38,287 --> 00:03:41,047 I'm sorry about last night. 96 00:03:41,048 --> 00:03:44,119 You're probably not as mad at me as Meredith is anyway. 97 00:03:44,120 --> 00:03:45,224 What do you mean? 98 00:03:45,225 --> 00:03:47,985 We had a huge fight last night. 99 00:03:47,986 --> 00:03:51,437 She says I avoid spending time with her, and we've drifted apart. 100 00:03:51,438 --> 00:03:55,234 And something about me not listening, I guess... 101 00:03:55,235 --> 00:03:56,994 She kind of has a point. 102 00:03:56,995 --> 00:04:01,101 I mean, look, you have been spending a lot of your free time with Jo. 103 00:04:01,102 --> 00:04:04,519 I know, but you know I'd never do anything to hurt Meredith 104 00:04:04,520 --> 00:04:06,106 or screw up my marriage. 105 00:04:06,107 --> 00:04:08,143 Well, so how did you leave things? 106 00:04:08,144 --> 00:04:11,491 She wants us to go to couples therapy. Can you believe it? 107 00:04:11,492 --> 00:04:13,769 Yeah, I actually don't think it's a bad idea. 108 00:04:13,770 --> 00:04:15,219 Yeah, Wendy and I went to couples therapy. 109 00:04:15,220 --> 00:04:16,807 It was actually really helpful. 110 00:04:16,808 --> 00:04:19,396 Was that before or after she married the British guy? 111 00:04:27,059 --> 00:04:30,614 I want you guys to know this is a very courageous thing you're doing. 112 00:04:30,615 --> 00:04:35,274 Well, we're here because we want things between us to get better. 113 00:04:35,275 --> 00:04:37,103 So why don't we dive right in, huh? 114 00:04:37,104 --> 00:04:40,279 Meredith, tell us a little bit about your marriage. 115 00:04:40,280 --> 00:04:45,353 Well, I just feel like we've had some trouble connecting lately. 116 00:04:45,354 --> 00:04:50,150 Well, you know, it's hard to make time for romance in our busy, busy lives. 117 00:04:50,151 --> 00:04:52,187 I know that's true for my wife and me. 118 00:04:52,188 --> 00:04:55,708 I have my patients and Suzanne has her candle store. 119 00:04:55,709 --> 00:04:59,781 And, you know, it's hard to find that one-on-one time. 120 00:04:59,782 --> 00:05:01,714 So you know what we do? No. 121 00:05:01,715 --> 00:05:06,685 We make sure that we have dinner out in a restaurant once a week. 122 00:05:07,168 --> 00:05:08,445 Huh. 123 00:05:08,446 --> 00:05:10,654 I think that's a good idea. I think... 124 00:05:10,655 --> 00:05:12,483 This week it was Mia Francesca, 125 00:05:12,484 --> 00:05:15,417 and it was absolutely fabulous, worth every penny. 126 00:05:15,418 --> 00:05:17,661 And next week it's going to be very exciting, too, 127 00:05:17,662 --> 00:05:19,835 because we're finally going to get to go to that... 128 00:05:19,836 --> 00:05:21,527 The... Oh, boy. 129 00:05:21,528 --> 00:05:25,427 The one on the Near West Side on Randolph Street. 130 00:05:25,428 --> 00:05:27,774 You know what it is. You know... What is that? 131 00:05:27,775 --> 00:05:29,329 I don't know. 132 00:05:31,261 --> 00:05:33,884 Well, my next clients will know. 133 00:05:33,885 --> 00:05:38,337 Well, Meredith, what do you think about a date night? 134 00:05:38,338 --> 00:05:40,200 Well, I think that would be a really interesting... 135 00:05:40,201 --> 00:05:42,720 One sixtyblue! I knew it would come to me! 136 00:05:42,721 --> 00:05:44,135 I knew it was a number and a color 137 00:05:44,136 --> 00:05:46,552 and I knew it couldn't be, you know, 13 Purple, 138 00:05:46,553 --> 00:05:48,933 because there's no such place, and you'd never name a place like that. 139 00:05:48,934 --> 00:05:50,107 It doesn't even sound good. 140 00:05:50,108 --> 00:05:52,178 But it's a place that's owned by Jordan. 141 00:05:52,179 --> 00:05:54,767 And you know something? You would love it, Adam. 142 00:05:54,768 --> 00:05:55,976 Andy. 143 00:05:56,321 --> 00:05:57,426 Mmm. 144 00:05:59,462 --> 00:06:03,051 Yes, it is. And your name is Meredith. 145 00:06:03,052 --> 00:06:04,984 You know where else you would love? 146 00:06:04,985 --> 00:06:07,055 It's that... You know where Morton's is? 147 00:06:07,056 --> 00:06:09,091 It's near Morton's. It's not Morton's. About three doors away. 148 00:06:09,092 --> 00:06:13,026 They make a shepherd's pie there that is unbelievable. 149 00:06:13,027 --> 00:06:14,959 I mean, it's like it's made by real shepherds, 150 00:06:14,960 --> 00:06:17,480 except you would think they would use lamb, because it's shepherd's... 151 00:06:19,033 --> 00:06:21,966 Yeah. Yes, I have very old balls. 152 00:06:21,967 --> 00:06:23,830 Why are you laughing? 153 00:06:23,831 --> 00:06:24,935 Oh. 154 00:06:24,936 --> 00:06:26,386 Hilarious. 155 00:06:26,903 --> 00:06:28,284 Damn kids. 156 00:06:29,561 --> 00:06:30,803 Hey, there. Hi. 157 00:06:30,804 --> 00:06:34,013 I'm looking for Kenneth Moritorri. 158 00:06:34,014 --> 00:06:36,256 He's out running errands right now. Mexican Freddy, right? 159 00:06:36,257 --> 00:06:39,052 Well, it's just Freddy. Thanks. 160 00:06:39,053 --> 00:06:40,640 Is there something I can help you with? 161 00:06:40,641 --> 00:06:43,609 I hear you guys are running a ticket business out of this joint. Hmm? 162 00:06:43,610 --> 00:06:45,093 Congratulations. 163 00:06:45,094 --> 00:06:47,302 Oh, thanks. Hey, can I interest you in a boxing bell? 164 00:06:48,408 --> 00:06:49,856 That's okay. 165 00:06:49,857 --> 00:06:53,758 Just tell Kenny Freddy stopped by. He'll know what that means. 166 00:06:56,830 --> 00:06:58,003 2 Out Rally. 167 00:06:59,280 --> 00:07:01,937 No. Why would my balls be sweaty? 168 00:07:01,938 --> 00:07:05,700 No, "Do you have signed balls? Has someone signed your balls? 169 00:07:05,701 --> 00:07:07,771 "Is there a large man signing balls over there?" 170 00:07:07,772 --> 00:07:11,637 Something like that. Yeah, work it out. All right, call me back. 171 00:07:11,638 --> 00:07:13,466 Okay, so this seating chart is impossible. 172 00:07:13,467 --> 00:07:16,987 Look, if I put the Hornsbys here, right, 173 00:07:16,988 --> 00:07:21,474 then I have to put the Nickersons way over there. 174 00:07:21,475 --> 00:07:23,787 Why don't you just put the Hornsbys here then? 175 00:07:23,788 --> 00:07:29,068 Um, yeah, P.J., I'm gonna put Hornsbys next to the Nickersons. 176 00:07:29,069 --> 00:07:33,003 I mean, are you even trying? I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. 177 00:07:33,004 --> 00:07:36,144 It's okay. At least your bachelor party was fun. 178 00:07:36,145 --> 00:07:39,216 Yes, it was. And you know what? I'm so glad you were there. 179 00:07:39,217 --> 00:07:41,425 Yeah, me, too. 180 00:07:41,426 --> 00:07:46,948 You know, funny enough, I ended up spending some time with your brother, Jack. 181 00:07:46,949 --> 00:07:49,260 Did he hit on you? 182 00:07:49,261 --> 00:07:51,815 Well, um, I don't know. 183 00:07:51,816 --> 00:07:54,473 Come on, P.J. Of course he did. It's typical Jack. 184 00:07:54,474 --> 00:07:56,613 Find the prettiest girl in the bar and then make his move. 185 00:07:56,614 --> 00:07:59,063 No. Oh, thank you. 186 00:07:59,064 --> 00:08:01,687 But no, no, no, it wasn't like that at all. 187 00:08:01,688 --> 00:08:04,275 P.J., my brother is notorious, okay? 188 00:08:04,276 --> 00:08:06,726 He's always got some gorgeous woman on his arm. 189 00:08:06,727 --> 00:08:08,141 We never have to learn their names, 190 00:08:08,142 --> 00:08:09,349 because they're not around that long. You know? 191 00:08:09,350 --> 00:08:12,870 But I'm sure you figured all of that out. 192 00:08:12,871 --> 00:08:16,115 Yeah. Totally. And it was hilarious. 193 00:08:18,014 --> 00:08:19,705 Well, apparently, he's one of the best therapists in the city, 194 00:08:19,706 --> 00:08:20,844 but I don't see it. 195 00:08:20,845 --> 00:08:22,570 So what's the problem? 196 00:08:22,571 --> 00:08:26,781 He does all the talking. I said five words during our last session. 197 00:08:26,782 --> 00:08:31,026 "Oh, yeah, I've eaten there, too." Six. 198 00:08:31,027 --> 00:08:33,132 But Meredith likes him, I think, 199 00:08:33,133 --> 00:08:35,755 so I'm stuck with this jackass. 200 00:08:35,756 --> 00:08:39,552 But if I hear one more story about his trip to Peru, 201 00:08:39,553 --> 00:08:42,451 his bathroom key might accidentally go missing. 202 00:08:42,452 --> 00:08:44,384 Here is my RSVP, Bobby. 203 00:08:44,385 --> 00:08:46,973 Put it in the mail for me, please? There's a system, remember? 204 00:08:46,974 --> 00:08:48,112 But you're right here. 205 00:08:48,113 --> 00:08:50,598 No, there's a, mmm... There's a system. 206 00:08:50,599 --> 00:08:52,323 Please, just don't make me explain it again. 207 00:08:53,429 --> 00:08:55,603 Hey, will you mail this for me? 208 00:08:55,604 --> 00:08:59,020 Oh, and by the way, I am changing my plus one to Beth. 209 00:08:59,021 --> 00:09:02,507 By the way, I don't care. It's still just a plus one. 210 00:09:03,612 --> 00:09:04,992 Oh, my God. 211 00:09:06,166 --> 00:09:07,304 These are for me? Yep. 212 00:09:07,305 --> 00:09:08,926 Okay. Ah. 213 00:09:08,927 --> 00:09:10,238 Thank you. 214 00:09:10,239 --> 00:09:11,585 Uh, yeah. 215 00:09:13,725 --> 00:09:14,967 Who sent you flowers? 216 00:09:14,968 --> 00:09:16,106 Happy birthday. 217 00:09:16,107 --> 00:09:17,866 No, Andy. 218 00:09:17,867 --> 00:09:19,731 Who sent you flowers? 219 00:09:20,801 --> 00:09:22,699 Work. Work? 220 00:09:22,700 --> 00:09:26,150 Yeah, it, uh... It just says, "Dear P.J., thanks for all the work," 221 00:09:26,151 --> 00:09:28,568 'cause it's just been a lot of work. 222 00:09:29,292 --> 00:09:30,396 Work flowers, huh? 223 00:09:30,397 --> 00:09:31,640 Don't even think about it. 224 00:09:38,025 --> 00:09:40,509 If you weren't supposed to seize this opportunity, 225 00:09:40,510 --> 00:09:43,754 then why would it be so handsome and send flowers? 226 00:09:43,755 --> 00:09:46,170 Oh, this is a beautiful arrangement. 227 00:09:46,171 --> 00:09:49,795 And a Stanhopea orchid? You're dealing with a pro. 228 00:09:49,796 --> 00:09:51,313 Bobby's brother sent you these? 229 00:09:51,314 --> 00:09:53,764 Yeah, but you can't say anything. Bobby doesn't know. 230 00:09:53,765 --> 00:09:56,905 You guys, I don't know what to do about Jack. 231 00:09:56,906 --> 00:09:58,735 Okay, let's start with the facts. 232 00:09:58,736 --> 00:10:02,152 Okay, we had a great conversation at the bachelor party... 233 00:10:02,153 --> 00:10:05,396 Oh, Peej, come on. Guys will say anything at a bachelor party. 234 00:10:05,397 --> 00:10:07,744 I mean, one minute it's, "Hey, we should go into business together," 235 00:10:07,745 --> 00:10:09,366 the next, they're ignoring your calls. 236 00:10:09,367 --> 00:10:11,506 Brendo, we're not talking about John. 237 00:10:11,507 --> 00:10:12,714 So what's the problem? 238 00:10:12,715 --> 00:10:14,302 The problem is there are red flags. 239 00:10:14,303 --> 00:10:16,304 One, Bobby says he's a player. 240 00:10:16,305 --> 00:10:18,237 Which makes Bobby a player hater. 241 00:10:18,238 --> 00:10:20,204 Don't. 242 00:10:20,205 --> 00:10:22,413 Although, it could be the younger brother being jealous of the older brother. 243 00:10:22,414 --> 00:10:24,933 Or Jack could be a Blaine. 244 00:10:24,934 --> 00:10:26,107 Who's Blaine? 245 00:10:26,108 --> 00:10:28,178 Chapter Nine, Blaine, 246 00:10:28,179 --> 00:10:30,629 the cad, the raconteur, the love 'em and leave 'em type. 247 00:10:30,630 --> 00:10:32,320 Mmm-hmm. Mmm-hmm. 248 00:10:32,321 --> 00:10:34,529 You know, it's okay to read my book more than once. 249 00:10:34,530 --> 00:10:36,980 My experience of Jack is nothing like the way Bobby describes it. 250 00:10:36,981 --> 00:10:38,533 So I don't know what to do. 251 00:10:38,534 --> 00:10:40,811 Well, you're going to see him at the wedding, right? 252 00:10:40,812 --> 00:10:42,675 So don't do anything. Just wait until then. 253 00:10:42,676 --> 00:10:44,504 But shouldn't I thank him for the flowers? 254 00:10:44,505 --> 00:10:48,474 Just send him a text. Be gracious, and noncommittal. 255 00:10:48,475 --> 00:10:50,338 That's a good idea. 256 00:10:50,339 --> 00:10:52,720 Because then I can get a better sense of him when I see him face to face. 257 00:10:52,721 --> 00:10:54,445 I like it! I'm going to send him a text right now. 258 00:10:54,446 --> 00:10:57,172 We are not talking about John! 259 00:11:00,383 --> 00:11:03,731 You guys, the Hendershoots are coming. The Hendershoots are coming. 260 00:11:03,732 --> 00:11:05,491 By land or by sea? 261 00:11:05,492 --> 00:11:08,045 By plane. From their vacation home in Aspen. 262 00:11:08,046 --> 00:11:10,738 All right, dude, relax, okay? Let's take a time-out. 263 00:11:10,739 --> 00:11:12,636 Let's go to the bar, let's get you a drink. 264 00:11:12,637 --> 00:11:14,569 We will figure this all out, okay? 265 00:11:14,570 --> 00:11:16,503 Okay. 266 00:11:18,194 --> 00:11:20,057 Let's go eat. Good. Mexican or Italian? 267 00:11:20,058 --> 00:11:22,163 Mexican. 268 00:11:22,164 --> 00:11:24,648 Oh, hey, that reminds me. Mexican Freddy stopped by the store the other day. 269 00:11:24,649 --> 00:11:28,583 What? Mexican Freddy? Why didn't you tell me this before? 270 00:11:28,584 --> 00:11:31,206 I don't know, I forgot. I didn't think it was that big of a deal. 271 00:11:31,207 --> 00:11:33,484 Tell me exactly what he said. 272 00:11:33,485 --> 00:11:35,694 All right, he asked about the ticket business. 273 00:11:35,695 --> 00:11:38,179 Uh, then he said, "Tell Kenny I stopped by," 274 00:11:38,180 --> 00:11:40,491 and he said, "He'll know what that means." 275 00:11:40,492 --> 00:11:41,941 Do you know what that means? 276 00:11:41,942 --> 00:11:43,149 You're supposed to know what that means. 277 00:11:43,150 --> 00:11:44,737 It means he came to shake us down. 278 00:11:44,738 --> 00:11:46,463 We've been operating without a license. 279 00:11:46,464 --> 00:11:47,706 We have a license. 280 00:11:47,707 --> 00:11:50,363 No, a real license, okay? From them. 281 00:11:50,364 --> 00:11:51,571 The outfit. 282 00:11:51,572 --> 00:11:53,366 Who? The mob. 283 00:11:53,367 --> 00:11:57,716 Wait, so the mob wants a cut? Dude, that is so not fair. 284 00:11:57,717 --> 00:12:01,098 Oh, well, there's a newsflash. The mob's not fair. 285 00:12:01,099 --> 00:12:02,859 We're going to have to pay them off. 286 00:12:02,860 --> 00:12:05,516 Well, that's just ridiculous. Our profit margarine is slim as it is. 287 00:12:05,517 --> 00:12:07,518 Did you just say "margarine"? 288 00:12:07,519 --> 00:12:10,901 Yes, and I kind of thought you'd be a big enough man not to mention it. 289 00:12:12,110 --> 00:12:14,284 Honey. 290 00:12:14,285 --> 00:12:18,391 Okay, I want one of you to start a sentence about your relationship, 291 00:12:18,392 --> 00:12:20,083 and for the other one to finish it. 292 00:12:20,084 --> 00:12:23,638 And we will start with Andy. 293 00:12:23,639 --> 00:12:26,952 Okay, I want a relationship 294 00:12:26,953 --> 00:12:33,475 where I'm free to spend some time by myself, and... 295 00:12:33,476 --> 00:12:39,136 And I want a relationship where we can find hobbies and activities 296 00:12:39,137 --> 00:12:40,759 that we can enjoy together. 297 00:12:40,760 --> 00:12:43,624 You guys are doing very well. Keep going. 298 00:12:45,005 --> 00:12:47,213 I want a relationship... 299 00:12:50,631 --> 00:12:53,393 No. Don't stop. Keep going. Let it flow. 300 00:12:55,360 --> 00:12:58,707 I want a relationship based... 301 00:13:00,745 --> 00:13:03,574 Based on trust and understanding. 302 00:13:03,575 --> 00:13:06,268 ♪ Trust and understanding 303 00:13:08,511 --> 00:13:12,031 And I want a relationship that's based on... 304 00:13:12,032 --> 00:13:14,931 ♪ Loving and caring 305 00:13:14,932 --> 00:13:17,278 All right, let's bring this puppy home now, huh? 306 00:13:17,279 --> 00:13:21,282 ♪ Marriage is important 'cause that's what people do 307 00:13:21,283 --> 00:13:24,733 ♪ You got to listen to each other 308 00:13:24,734 --> 00:13:29,669 ♪ And make it work for you, you, you 309 00:13:29,670 --> 00:13:32,258 That's a tricky chord. I'll get it by next week. 310 00:13:32,259 --> 00:13:35,883 ♪ Working on our troubles, yeah, day by day 311 00:13:35,884 --> 00:13:38,093 And you go, "Hey, hey, hey." 312 00:13:39,232 --> 00:13:40,820 Think Shirelles. 313 00:13:41,682 --> 00:13:45,307 ♪ Hey, hey, hey 314 00:13:49,898 --> 00:13:54,039 Look, Meredith, I have to be honest with you about something. 315 00:13:54,040 --> 00:13:57,491 This therapy isn't working for me anymore. 316 00:13:57,975 --> 00:13:59,285 What? 317 00:13:59,286 --> 00:14:03,531 I'm sorry. I just hate Dr. Clayton. 318 00:14:03,532 --> 00:14:05,567 You do? 319 00:14:05,568 --> 00:14:08,606 Yeah. I want to smash his head in with that stupid guitar. 320 00:14:09,883 --> 00:14:11,229 It's okay. 321 00:14:13,162 --> 00:14:14,956 Me, too. Really? 322 00:14:14,957 --> 00:14:17,959 Yes. I spent the entire session planning his murder. 323 00:14:17,960 --> 00:14:21,583 I'm so glad to hear you say that. I would totally help you. 324 00:14:21,584 --> 00:14:23,482 I can't believe you hate him, too. 325 00:14:23,483 --> 00:14:25,311 Why didn't you say something before? 326 00:14:25,312 --> 00:14:27,313 I didn't want you to think I wasn't on board. 327 00:14:27,314 --> 00:14:30,109 Oh, I know you're on board. I just... 328 00:14:30,110 --> 00:14:33,492 I just feel stupid for dragging you to that quack. 329 00:14:33,493 --> 00:14:35,701 God, he won't shut up about himself. I know. 330 00:14:35,702 --> 00:14:37,047 I can't take it anymore. 331 00:14:37,048 --> 00:14:39,325 Yeah, I don't care about his wheat allergies. 332 00:14:39,326 --> 00:14:41,327 Or his daughter at Cornell 333 00:14:41,328 --> 00:14:42,950 and her a cappella group. And her a cappella group. 334 00:14:42,951 --> 00:14:45,676 And when he called you Mer-Mer, 335 00:14:45,677 --> 00:14:47,644 I wanted to punch him in the face. 336 00:14:47,645 --> 00:14:48,957 Me, too. 337 00:14:50,510 --> 00:14:51,925 Oh, Mer-Mer. 338 00:14:53,962 --> 00:14:55,066 Adam. 339 00:15:04,662 --> 00:15:06,421 I don't know why they call Pretty Woman a chick flick. 340 00:15:06,422 --> 00:15:07,491 There's so much good stuff. 341 00:15:07,492 --> 00:15:08,561 Mmm-hmm. 342 00:15:09,770 --> 00:15:11,047 Oh, maybe that's John. 343 00:15:11,048 --> 00:15:12,220 Dude, it's my phone. 344 00:15:12,221 --> 00:15:13,567 Aw, man. 345 00:15:14,361 --> 00:15:15,948 Hello? 346 00:15:15,949 --> 00:15:17,053 Hey, Jack. 347 00:15:17,054 --> 00:15:18,468 It's Jack. 348 00:15:18,469 --> 00:15:21,126 I heard. Stay calm. Stick with the plan. 349 00:15:21,127 --> 00:15:24,578 Uh, I'm good. Yeah, no, it's good talking to you, too. 350 00:15:25,683 --> 00:15:27,270 Really? 351 00:15:27,271 --> 00:15:29,030 He wants to see me. 352 00:15:29,031 --> 00:15:29,651 Ask him if he's talked to John. 353 00:15:29,652 --> 00:15:31,481 Brendo! 354 00:15:31,482 --> 00:15:33,241 All right, all right. TiVo the end of this for me, though. 355 00:15:33,242 --> 00:15:37,142 Yeah, no, I mean, a Yankees-Red Sox game is always... 356 00:15:37,143 --> 00:15:40,697 Oh, wow, you have your own luxury box. That must be nice. 357 00:15:40,698 --> 00:15:43,113 Gracious, noncommittal. 358 00:15:43,114 --> 00:15:47,739 Yeah, I would love to, but, um, I live in Chicago. 359 00:15:49,879 --> 00:15:51,811 Oh. What does he want? 360 00:15:51,812 --> 00:15:54,538 He wants to fly me to New York on his private plane. 361 00:15:54,539 --> 00:15:55,816 Do it. 362 00:16:01,167 --> 00:16:02,443 Peej, you have to go! 363 00:16:02,444 --> 00:16:04,514 What happened to being gracious and noncommittal? 364 00:16:04,515 --> 00:16:06,516 That was before I knew he had a private plane. 365 00:16:06,517 --> 00:16:09,208 Finally, one of the Newman brothers knows how to spend his money. 366 00:16:09,209 --> 00:16:12,384 What about all the red flags? I mean, the things that Bobby said? 367 00:16:12,385 --> 00:16:14,144 What about the fact that he's a Blaine? 368 00:16:14,145 --> 00:16:16,422 Blaine didn't have a plane. 369 00:16:16,423 --> 00:16:19,598 I don't know, Peej. Suddenly, the guru in me is saying 370 00:16:19,599 --> 00:16:21,634 this is romantic, this is fun. Mmm. 371 00:16:21,635 --> 00:16:23,982 How often do you get to be swept off your feet? 372 00:16:23,983 --> 00:16:27,192 God, it's been a... Never. 373 00:16:27,193 --> 00:16:28,469 Exactly! Go! 374 00:16:28,470 --> 00:16:30,333 I mean, it is just for an evening, right? 375 00:16:30,334 --> 00:16:31,644 He did say he was going to fly me back right after the game. 376 00:16:31,645 --> 00:16:32,749 Go! 377 00:16:32,750 --> 00:16:34,785 Although, if it goes badly, 378 00:16:34,786 --> 00:16:36,304 it's going to make the whole wedding weekend really awkward. 379 00:16:36,305 --> 00:16:38,858 How bad could it go? It's just a baseball game. 380 00:16:38,859 --> 00:16:41,379 Okay, okay. 381 00:16:42,691 --> 00:16:44,623 I'm gonna go. 382 00:16:44,624 --> 00:16:45,901 This is exciting. 383 00:16:47,385 --> 00:16:48,730 Dude, there's Mexican Freddy. 384 00:16:48,731 --> 00:16:50,837 Okay, let me handle this. 385 00:16:54,254 --> 00:16:55,806 Kenny Moritorri. 386 00:16:55,807 --> 00:16:57,222 Freddy. 387 00:16:57,223 --> 00:16:59,086 It's a nice place you got here. 388 00:16:59,087 --> 00:17:03,090 What? You start selling concert tickets and you don't call me? 389 00:17:05,162 --> 00:17:06,817 I thought we were friends. 390 00:17:06,818 --> 00:17:10,097 Let's cut the chitchat. I think we know why you're here. 391 00:17:10,098 --> 00:17:13,411 Just consider this a token of our friendship. 392 00:17:15,965 --> 00:17:17,483 What are you doing? I can't let you do this, Kenny. 393 00:17:17,484 --> 00:17:18,795 Let go. Kenny, no. 394 00:17:18,796 --> 00:17:19,899 Let go. No, Kenny. 395 00:17:19,900 --> 00:17:21,004 What are you doing? 396 00:17:21,005 --> 00:17:23,144 No! I can't... I can't do it. 397 00:17:23,145 --> 00:17:25,560 Okay, I've had a really crappy year. 398 00:17:25,561 --> 00:17:27,976 I haven't had a date in six months, the business has been struggling. 399 00:17:27,977 --> 00:17:29,771 And I'll be damned if I'm going to let him come in here 400 00:17:29,772 --> 00:17:30,910 and take a piece of this. 401 00:17:30,911 --> 00:17:32,291 What's going on here? 402 00:17:32,292 --> 00:17:35,122 What's going on here, Mexican Freddy, 403 00:17:35,123 --> 00:17:39,230 is that we're not going to pay you off. 404 00:17:48,757 --> 00:17:50,758 You guys really think I'm here to shake you down? 405 00:17:50,759 --> 00:17:53,140 We understand it's the price of doing business in Chicago. 406 00:17:53,141 --> 00:17:56,384 Relax. I'm just here for James Taylor tickets. 407 00:17:56,385 --> 00:17:57,558 James Taylor? 408 00:17:57,559 --> 00:17:59,077 It's a really hard ticket. 409 00:17:59,078 --> 00:18:01,251 You know I've always loved Sweet Baby James. 410 00:18:01,252 --> 00:18:02,666 You're not here to shake us down? 411 00:18:02,667 --> 00:18:05,945 This isn't even our territory. It belongs to the Russians. 412 00:18:05,946 --> 00:18:07,740 It's them you gotta worry about. 413 00:18:11,883 --> 00:18:13,299 I'm serious. 414 00:18:15,542 --> 00:18:20,477 What if we move the black sheep cousin with the arrest record here 415 00:18:20,478 --> 00:18:23,687 and then we move the Hendershoots here? 416 00:18:23,688 --> 00:18:25,137 I can't believe it. That works. 417 00:18:25,138 --> 00:18:27,174 P.J., that works! You're a genius! 418 00:18:27,175 --> 00:18:29,762 We're finally done! Come here! Yay! 419 00:18:29,763 --> 00:18:31,247 Actually, one more change. 420 00:18:31,248 --> 00:18:32,938 What? No, no more changes! No... 421 00:18:32,939 --> 00:18:34,250 Didn't you just hear? We're done! 422 00:18:34,251 --> 00:18:36,010 I'm going solo. 423 00:18:36,011 --> 00:18:38,185 I've decided I don't want to be tied down to either girl. 424 00:18:38,186 --> 00:18:40,048 I'm going to keep my options open. 425 00:18:40,049 --> 00:18:43,432 Well, you just did both women a huge favor. 426 00:18:45,296 --> 00:18:47,435 Hey, you look good. Did you get a hair cut? 427 00:18:47,436 --> 00:18:49,955 Nope. But I dipped myself in handsome sauce. 428 00:18:49,956 --> 00:18:51,198 Bloop! 429 00:18:51,199 --> 00:18:53,993 He's back! Where have you been? 430 00:18:53,994 --> 00:18:55,857 I don't know. But it was sad and scary. 431 00:18:55,858 --> 00:18:56,962 This guy saved the business today. 432 00:18:56,963 --> 00:18:58,170 Oh, come on, man. 433 00:18:58,171 --> 00:19:00,517 No, I'm serious. He stood up to a made man. 434 00:19:00,518 --> 00:19:02,485 Not many men have done that and lived to tell the tale. 435 00:19:02,486 --> 00:19:04,832 You, my friend, have brass balls. 436 00:19:04,833 --> 00:19:07,006 Brass balls? 437 00:19:07,007 --> 00:19:08,318 So, what are you guys doing? 438 00:19:08,319 --> 00:19:10,596 We just finished the seating chart. Finally. 439 00:19:10,597 --> 00:19:12,460 Why is there a question mark next to Jack? 440 00:19:12,461 --> 00:19:13,979 He's not bringing anyone, is he? 441 00:19:13,980 --> 00:19:16,119 Oh, I'm sure he'll bring someone. 442 00:19:16,120 --> 00:19:18,259 Someone he meets, you know, wherever. 443 00:19:18,260 --> 00:19:21,055 And then he'll offer to fly her in on his private plane, 444 00:19:21,056 --> 00:19:23,231 blah, blah, blah. The usual. 445 00:19:25,060 --> 00:19:27,165 So, Jack's a player, too? 446 00:19:27,166 --> 00:19:31,272 Um, yeah, but on a slightly different level. 447 00:19:31,273 --> 00:19:33,999 Looks like Jack'll have a little competition at the wedding. 448 00:19:34,000 --> 00:19:35,828 No, he won't. 449 00:19:35,829 --> 00:19:40,039 Okay, why am I not drinking? It's a school night, people. Shots? 450 00:19:40,040 --> 00:19:41,870 I'm in. I like it. 451 00:19:43,975 --> 00:19:45,355 I can't go to New York. 452 00:19:45,356 --> 00:19:47,737 Look, I know that didn't sound great, 453 00:19:47,738 --> 00:19:49,428 but I'm sure it'll be different with you. 454 00:19:49,429 --> 00:19:53,398 No, no. There are so many red flags. Come on. 455 00:19:53,399 --> 00:19:56,194 I mean, it could be fun, but no, no, no. 456 00:19:56,195 --> 00:19:58,230 I'll wait to see him face to face at the wedding. 457 00:19:58,231 --> 00:20:01,060 Yeah, yeah. You're right. 458 00:20:01,061 --> 00:20:03,788 You wouldn't mind if I went, would you? 459 00:20:05,790 --> 00:20:07,343 Hey, the stews are back. 460 00:20:07,344 --> 00:20:08,965 I wonder what airline they work for. 461 00:20:08,966 --> 00:20:10,484 Tonight they're flying Air Mike. 462 00:20:10,485 --> 00:20:11,933 Probably in town for a layover. 463 00:20:11,934 --> 00:20:13,176 And if we play our cards right, 464 00:20:13,177 --> 00:20:14,419 we might get to handle their bags. 465 00:20:14,420 --> 00:20:15,800 Right. 466 00:20:20,011 --> 00:20:21,565 Cheers, buddy. He's back. 467 00:20:24,050 --> 00:20:26,845 Hey. Check it out! I got a text from John. 468 00:20:26,846 --> 00:20:28,122 Oh, yeah? What's it say? 469 00:20:28,123 --> 00:20:30,020 "Can't wait to talk at the wedding." 470 00:20:30,021 --> 00:20:31,574 Are you gonna call him back? 471 00:20:31,575 --> 00:20:33,472 Come on, P.J., if there's anything I've learned from you, 472 00:20:33,473 --> 00:20:34,715 it's that I don't want to be that girl. 473 00:20:34,716 --> 00:20:36,579 You already called him, didn't you? 474 00:20:36,580 --> 00:20:38,512 Yeah. I left, like, three messages. 475 00:20:43,103 --> 00:20:47,315 So sometimes opportunity knocks and it's just not the right... 476 00:20:49,006 --> 00:20:52,353 Well, if you're not going to come to me, I had to come to you. 477 00:20:52,354 --> 00:20:56,565 Huh! Yeah. What was I saying about opportunity knocking?